Hiya Starkers. Lol actually there will be absolutely no grass what so ever, the entire yard will be stone and rock garden. Grass is over rated i reckon

Over-rated ain't the word, what with all the blood, sweat and tears mowing it every week/once a fortnight, depending on the time of year.  And then there's all that petrol pollution... hence the concrete and spray on grass if a lawn was/is the option.

But then, your solution probably has the greater advantage.... NO noisy neighbourhood kids coming over to yours for a game of cricket/footy.

As for the rock garden, I've seen some very effective, not to mention attractive rock gardens of late.  It's truly amazing just how many great plants will thrive in a low-maintenance rock garden to give it colour and character.... all without the weeds.

Yeah, by the sounds of it, it's going to look great when done... and of course, you'll post the obligatory pics to show us all just how great it is..

May 22nd. Roof trusses to go on tomorrow morning.

Excellent, Nimbin...and think how the snakes will love the rock garden!  

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Excellent, Nimbin...and think how the snakes will love the rock garden!  

There's solar powered repellents for such unwelcomed guests.  Apparently they emit a frequency that snakes do not like, thus leaving the area of coverage snake free.

Now if only somebody'd invent solar powered repellents for religious doorknockers and door to door sales people.... cos apparently, we're not allowed to keep saltwater crocs in our driveways/front gardens.

Answer the door naked lol. Actually i answer the door fully clothed and they still run away throwing holy water over their shoulders

Hehe, it's amazing how religious canvassers never want to leave.... until you do something totally outrageous and/or obscene.  Answering the door naked usually works... asking for a drink of holy water might work as well, but offering them hands-on lessons in how to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh generally works well. 

I recall these two Mormon blokes scurrying for the hills when I introduced two women to them, one as my wife and the other as my live-in mistress.  However, that's not what had them wanting to flee faster than their stumpy little legs would carry them.  After about 10 minutes of telling them that I hired myself out to local women who needed to know what 'it' was supposed to feel like for them [grabbing one by the arm every time they indicated I was too much and wanted to leave] I asked if anyone in their congregation might be interested in availing themselves of my services. 

Even that wasn't what shocked them into wanting to flee with such haste.  No, it was when I suggested that the offer was open to both women AND men.  Hehe, with that they were down our front steps and halfway up the street quicker than a cat chased rat could disappear up a drainpipe. Didn't matter that none of it was true.  We knew it, but they didn't.  Did the trick, though!

We never saw them again... nor any others, for that matter.  Every 2nd or 3rd week, religious door knockers from one group or another would do the rounds of the neighbourhood, but they never again knocked on our door.  Word must've gotten around, eh!

Answer the door dressed up as an ISIS dude. They'll leave holes in the air behind them...

Not such a good idea, really.  Some kids not too far from us [silly teens lacking respect]decided it would be a funny prank to alarm neighbours and unwitting visitors by dressing as ISIS members. 

It backfired badly!  Somebody reported it to police.  Next thing the cops were smashing down their doors, turning the place upside down and arresting all who were on the premises.  They were all released the following day, but each was charged with offences under the enacted terrorism laws.  Not that they caused any actual harm to anyone, it still serves them right, given the fear ISIS instills around the globe... are there have been teens who've left Australia to go fight for  ISIS in Syria and Iraq, so people rightly have concerns about our youth.

Worse still for these kids, the rented house was extensively damaged during the raid, so not only are they up for a hugedamages bill, they are also homeless and have zero to fech all chances of ever being able to rent housing in Australia ever again.

Ah, the steep price of sheer stupidity.

Answer the door dressed as a Krishna....and ask them where THEY live........

I'll pay that one.

Play this out loud when they knock on the door. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6iiBLbMpY 

Yeah, the old Festival of Life trick... works for me. 

Or then, yer could have Kev's 'I gave up Wanking' playing in the background as you stood at the door, a hand fidgeting furiously in your pocket, a bit like Chucky from Sons of Anarchy, while you explain that wanking is a serious problem that's ruining your life.... and the song is inspirational in your struggle to give it up.

Yeah, I know, I have a wicked mind, but you know what they say: "Desperate times call for desperate measures"... and there's nothing worse than havng yer Sunday afternoom footy interrupted by a sermon on the doorstep and a bit of uninvited soul saving.   RIGHT?

Roof frames being installed

We have a Roof!!!!